I finally fixed the last thing: Formatting. If you’re curious, I use the Textile 2 markup language with my wordpress posts. You can see what it is like here. I find that it is much easier to work with than the WYSIWIG editor that comes with Wordpress.

The plugin I was using before broke with Apache 2.0 (which is freaky weird) so I searched and searched and finally found one that worked

Thank you Joel ‘Jaykul’ Bennett!

Update: Oops, I didn’t realize that permalinks weren’t working (which meant people couldn’t access full articles or comments). I just fixed it (.htaccess was broken).